Lover of the University of Florida and member of the most obnoxious fan base in America, Adam takes pride in being the network villain, still, the boys still can't help but love him. His passion will outweigh his common sense and fashion. But not even the Devil himself can twist the truth as well as ol' GreenDaddy! Listeners will hate him at the end of every episode, but he will leave you wondering about things you had never considered and questioning your own truth. 

The silky smooth voice of reason among the Sportsmen, Fabian Goins represents his business and his Wolverines with a distinguished pride. You may not know this, but he's been black his entire life and even though may look like a Buckeye, Daddy Dark Roast balances the show with keen insights and hard truths.

Jason is a recent graduate of Liberty University. He often finds himself using his learned mind to mediate hot sports topics. He will represent his Ohio St Buckeyes with his unwavering support and fansmanship. As an acting First Sergeant in the Army, he is sometimes forced to put show participations in time-out when they become unreasonable. As the current champion among the men, he reserves the right to be referred to as "Champ" and holds veto power over the losers.

As the most handsome and intelligent of the sportsmen, listeners will appreciate that Will is the alpha-male presence in the friend group. The other men stand in awe of Will's insights. He is a Tennessee homer and feels honored to carry the boys every night (not unlike Michael Jordan).

For the record, Will wrote everyone's bio, if you couldn't already tell by that masturbatory paragraph. - Adam